continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
thanks to the military
Act I: The peer exchange
Obviously the first thing he wanted to do
Lucifer would have been to come looking for me,
even if in fact he did not know where to start,
since after the incident (see previous episodes)
not even know if there were among the passengers of the actual survivors.
And then there was a problem: the exchange at par with Wurz,
already planned and booked for months.
how it works: on Wurz there are no hotels, no tourist facilities
or anything - they say it is not so for the planet
market and give it in the hands of tourists from Burini Bethanthar and dozens of other worlds scattered peasants the universe.
Then you usually go to be 'called' in a formal equal exchange in which substantially
promise to host one or more
Wurz in a living room on your planet of residence in exchange for a stay of requirements on Wurz.
The guys that we had proposed months before the exchange seemed to place people, and so we accepted.
They should have tipped you wearing those funny hats,
and in fact there are currently a bit 'of ferment on the question whether what
Wurz called' tourism 'is actually a thinly-veiled attempt to colonize through
parasitism and biological control minds. A skull against
un'antadelpensiledicucinalasciataaperta
(one of the most feared weapons in the galaxy) has released Lucio
Wurz and killed instantly. At this point ...
Act II: The Search for a lost friend
Now Lucifer was:
a) a murder of an alien life form and in particular a
Wurz, whose species is formally sided with the war in Nurry H'rtty.
b) find me, lost in an accident during a battle between H'rtty and Nurry.
Logically this could lead to one conclusion,
at least for a sick mind like that of the above:
voluntarily enlist as a mercenary for H'rtty,
and now a cash prize for the elimination of a 'dangerous enemy spy '...
course, seemed to find a bright,
until you are found to combat the fierce and gigantic Humgon mercenaries in the deserts of stones Rathili 4.
Act II: In the prison with the Arthurian Rag. Bortolli of Anthinous
2 Arrested for Violation of the law of war for mercenati human
Lucifer was finally beaten in a prison interplanetary Arturo.
In fact, the violations in question were two: the code, not written by humans, but
by "experts in human resources management" of other worlds,
reports that the mercenary is required for survival
as good of a contractor throughout the contract, and must use whatever
precaution indicated in the code in case of danger.
Without anything to explain or specify the dehydration
the authors have added a clause to which the mercenary must
to drink their own urine just to stay alive "in case of necessity or grave danger."
Imagine the face of our hero when
in the middle of a minefield, although equipped with a water bottle full of pure water delivered
we have seen an order so weird ... that has clearly refused to do ...
The second violation is rather in having pronounced the sentence:
"I do not want to be broken qabbaseesy!"
Tyrannax addressed to Sergeant, his superior, who insisted
in seeing the effects of human urine and if it makes it invulnerable ...
is worse to have accompanied the phrase
with a burst of energy in order warning of the weapon and eyes wide
(gesture that some species considered disturbing symptom of aggression).
Tired, frustrated by the failure research and exhausted by a war for him
absurd and so far from his understanding, so alien in the grounds ...
basically like any other war,
Lucifer still had to face the ultimate insult of fate.
Accountant Bortolli,
jailed for trafficking properties not entirely lawful on his home planet,
was not ideal for a cellmate already tested the nerves of our friend.
Incidentally, Anthinous 2 is not the second planet in the solar system Anthinous,
but rather the hemisphere of the planet formerly known as residential Anthinous ...
But anyway, for reasons both biological character
the rag. Bortolli is continually brought to spy on neighbor,
to improper questions on the most private,
stare at people in their sleep, and talk about boring games amateur quadritennis baliaco
Deputies between he and geom. Besozzi
on Sunday morning (and 'Sunday morning' refers to both the 'disputed' what to 'say').
Then, as now Lucifer principle to crave the isolation cell,
unexpected help fludruviana came with the delegation of control of the prison, which
to monitor the condition of "humanity" in the treatment of detainees,
had brought with him a man of the church that would express their views.
And by coincidence that only the result of a delegation fludruviana could occur,
man of the church was ...