number 24 in those days ... continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
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lxxiii asks for a divorce Lucifer
the court will decide for the children.
From the holy book Creating Uhnox 7:
In those days men had multiplied on the earth, and
had built "the city" whose meaning is
'places where it takes at least half an hour to go from home to job' .
And some cities were great, and great distances,
and some cities were small and short distances, but non-existent parking. In those days
Wilbur looked at her creatures and reflected on what to do.
In those days neither men nor women Wilbur approach because no one here is stupid. (...)
So Wilbur realized that by now had created everything, and also a lot of
useless things such as mosquitoes, orangutans and Bagonghi,
and although they were all things that made him laugh a lot, yet something was missing,
and thus created a couple of bacteria, the aesthetic sense, and the colander.
And because of these three things he did not know what to do, gave it to men,
sneezing for the new bacteria that said "Now what do we do?"
And Wilbur explained to them what to do with aesthetics,
and they saw what their cities were ugly, and especially their wives, and were unhappy
.
But even more unfortunate was a little later, when Wilbur,
not knowing what he could do the colander, thundered
"E you, men, refused a gift of Wilbur? In this article, which I call colander,
I hid the meaning of life. If you learn how to use it,
life will never be any secret to your eyes. "
And so men spent days trying to use the colander in a way,
someone put it in his head to protect from sun
someone used it to stun her neighbor with a blow on the head and
covet his wife (also born of desire by the unexpected gift of the aesthetic sense),
others used it to stun his wife and not have to covet nobody,
other lovely compositions to collect fruit, and others
to filter the sand and get finer sand, which at first seemed like a good thing to Wilbur,
but then realized that the finer sand is not an improvement worthy of note, and then
where you throw the most gross?
Eventually a man used the colander to filter the tea in the morning.
"Look," said Wilbur garrulous on the sky-
no longer have to spit all the leaves for half a day ...
now I can even take tea in mid-afternoon if I want. "
Then Wilbur was angry for the futility of his creatures, and
replied "Oh yeah? The meaning of life would be in mid-afternoon tea?
Wait till I send you the water for one. "
It rained a shower of loud ones. In the middle of which,
tired and depressed, he fell asleep.
And men below shouted
" Wilbur wants to destroy us for our failure. "
" He wants to punish us for our vanity. "
" He crushes us because we have disappointed. "
" Wilbur sent us the deluge "Silence
" What? "
" Wilbur us sent ... glu glu glu glu
...." "What that guy said?"
"I think the Flood."
"Ah, well, had to be right.
pass on to future generations this event as the Flood, ok? "
" Ad have for future generations! "
" What, you do not feel the rain makes a noise .. "
" I said, glu glu glu ... "
" Ah, glu glu glu ... "When
Wilbur awoke they gave him a pat on the head and immediately closed the taps.
But now humanity floating in the tide as the fish eggs.
Only a man named Ziusudra had rescued all his people on a boat built at
necessary.
"Ziusudra - called him Wilbur-tell me, '
how come you managed to rescue your people well, without warning?"
"But Wilbur, did you yourself warned."
"Er Of course, yes, I know, but please, Remember how, do you mind? "
And here the sacred book of creation stops.
We need to move to a poem, perhaps apocryphal,
unoxiani on which many theologians are asking today.
The 'Poem of the shekel and the meaning of life '.
Personally, having land and not UNOX,
I do not poses the problem of the veracity of the poem, but
as to the wisdom contained in it, I have no doubt, judge for yourself.
In the first part of the poem shekel traveling by land
and sea to find the meaning of life in distant lands and forgotten legends.
Then, finally, is Ziusudra, the man who survived the Flood and questions him.
"Dear Shekel, so you want to know how Ziusudra survived?
Well I'll tell you a story, a story before the flood, Wilbur
a secret reserved for the few among mortals.
In those days my wife and I lived on a hill near the coast,
and like everyone else we were wondering what we should do with the colander,
which Wilbur had just made a gift.
In those days I would always try to stay away from my wife because it was intractable, and so
with the history of the colander went to the source in the sun and drink fresh water
observing the curious object that contains within itself the meaning of life.
was passing the object in the water I understood:
filling of water could make it rain on the sand and stones, and whether it represents life, Wilbur
then meant that we would send a rain than any other,
as the sea is higher than any lake.
I went home, and nobody believed me, but anyway, I spent every right to build the boat.
My wife yelled with all his might, but when taken
rain came on board and sat down good.
We loaded the seed of every plant and every animal, by tightening the hatches,
and waited for it to end.
But the deluge - had spread the rumor that his name was so even though I never understood because -
not ended, while supplies were finite.
We had a board of grain for the birds, the only thing we had in quantity
because we did not know how little they ate, and the expression 'eats like a bird' in those days
old had not yet been invented.
But it was not food for human beings, so the ground until a fine flour, mixed with water and
that we tried to bake in the oven or over a flame,
but could not because there was water seeping from anywhere bridge.
quell'impasto then tried to cut into thin strips and boil in a pot, the cooking water
but we sucked, and was not a you could eat soup with a spoon.
was my wife to take the colander and drain the food that we had invented.
Then, the flood was over, and Wilbur, to prove myself, I wondered what had happened.
I explained to him, and he smiled on us with a ray of sunshine in many colors and said
"Ziusudra, you are the wisest among men,
because I had hidden so well the meaning of life in colander
not I even knew best how to pick it out.
But you you did it, and with that subject you and your wife have saved your life and that of your people
twice.
If it turns out there is a way of life is now hidden in your story,
telling who I'll ask him why we could try,
and after repeating my words to tell you a second time so that the
riascoltino with knowledge of the facts,
knowing that we must search within the meaning of life. Why now
life has no any secret in your eyes, Ziusudra. "
And with this my story ends.
In those days my wife and I lived on a hill near the coast, and like all other
we were wondering what we should do with the colander ...."
Lucifer in three acts. continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
lxxiii finally wins the Kamchatka
thanks to the military Lucifer .
Act I: The peer exchange
Obviously the first thing he wanted to do
Lucifer would have been to come looking for me,
even if in fact he did not know where to start,
since after the incident (see previous episodes)
not even know if there were among the passengers of the actual survivors.
And then there was a problem: the exchange at par with Wurz,
already planned and booked for months.
how it works: on Wurz there are no hotels, no tourist facilities
or anything - they say it is not so for the planet
market and give it in the hands of tourists from Burini Bethanthar and dozens of other worlds scattered peasants the universe.
Then you usually go to be 'called' in a formal equal exchange in which substantially
promise to host one or more
Wurz in a living room on your planet of residence in exchange for a stay of requirements on Wurz.
The guys that we had proposed months before the exchange seemed to place people, and so we accepted.
They should have tipped you wearing those funny hats,
and in fact there are currently a bit 'of ferment on the question whether what
Wurz called' tourism 'is actually a thinly-veiled attempt to colonize through
parasitism and biological control minds. A skull against
un'antadelpensiledicucinalasciataaperta
(one of the most feared weapons in the galaxy) has released Lucio
Wurz and killed instantly. At this point ...
Act II: The Search for a lost friend
Now Lucifer was:
a) a murder of an alien life form and in particular a
Wurz, whose species is formally sided with the war in Nurry H'rtty.
b) find me, lost in an accident during a battle between H'rtty and Nurry.
Logically this could lead to one conclusion,
at least for a sick mind like that of the above:
voluntarily enlist as a mercenary for H'rtty,
and now a cash prize for the elimination of a 'dangerous enemy spy '...
course, seemed to find a bright,
until you are found to combat the fierce and gigantic Humgon mercenaries in the deserts of stones Rathili 4.
Act II: In the prison with the Arthurian Rag. Bortolli of Anthinous
2 Arrested for Violation of the law of war for mercenati human
Lucifer was finally beaten in a prison interplanetary Arturo.
In fact, the violations in question were two: the code, not written by humans, but
by "experts in human resources management" of other worlds,
reports that the mercenary is required for survival
as good of a contractor throughout the contract, and must use whatever
precaution indicated in the code in case of danger.
Without anything to explain or specify the dehydration
the authors have added a clause to which the mercenary must
to drink their own urine just to stay alive "in case of necessity or grave danger."
Imagine the face of our hero when
in the middle of a minefield, although equipped with a water bottle full of pure water delivered
we have seen an order so weird ... that has clearly refused to do ...
The second violation is rather in having pronounced the sentence:
"I do not want to be broken qabbaseesy!"
Tyrannax addressed to Sergeant, his superior, who insisted
in seeing the effects of human urine and if it makes it invulnerable ...
is worse to have accompanied the phrase
with a burst of energy in order warning of the weapon and eyes wide
(gesture that some species considered disturbing symptom of aggression).
Tired, frustrated by the failure research and exhausted by a war for him
absurd and so far from his understanding, so alien in the grounds ...
basically like any other war,
Lucifer still had to face the ultimate insult of fate.
Accountant Bortolli,
jailed for trafficking properties not entirely lawful on his home planet,
was not ideal for a cellmate already tested the nerves of our friend.
Incidentally, Anthinous 2 is not the second planet in the solar system Anthinous,
but rather the hemisphere of the planet formerly known as residential Anthinous ...
But anyway, for reasons both biological character
the rag. Bortolli is continually brought to spy on neighbor,
to improper questions on the most private,
stare at people in their sleep, and talk about boring games amateur quadritennis baliaco
Deputies between he and geom. Besozzi
on Sunday morning (and 'Sunday morning' refers to both the 'disputed' what to 'say').
Then, as now Lucifer principle to crave the isolation cell,
unexpected help fludruviana came with the delegation of control of the prison, which
to monitor the condition of "humanity" in the treatment of detainees,
had brought with him a man of the church that would express their views.
And by coincidence that only the result of a delegation fludruviana could occur,
man of the church was ...
So Far: third-party continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii ago camping, while
Lucifer ... mah!
None of us expected it.
One day, when Monica was now fully restored,
Perranzow out of danger, and Ohn abandoned on the sacred rock of the nuisance, Sanjai
ate a large insect ciccioso armored ring from the back and belly reddish
soft and milky.
It said it was delicious, and that he had never tasted anything so delicious,
then began to contract the legs and occur in a grimace of pain
(you can recognize a grimace of pain on an arachnoid
only when you really know well).
And so it remained, still, the legs attached to the body and the face still, jaws
dilated and his eyes dull.
I went to shake, believing that would make me a joke.
Nothing.
The chieftain wanted stuff because it was a brave Uzrah
and certainly looks more than strange,
and it was right that he saw the next generation features.
I was a little 'taken aback and said I did not know if it was good or not,
not know enough of civilization Sanjai,
and only now I realized how many questions I had not had time
to him about it.
The issue was destined to remain unresolved,
because a few days after Monica was impaled by a spear nemica
in un attacco al villaggio.
Dopo aver respinto la tribù avversa,
mentre ancora lo stregone apportava le ultime, inutili cure alla povera ragazza,
decisi di andarmene.
"Basta - dissi a Perranzow-
bisogna che ci mettiamo a cercare un modo di tornare a comunicare
con lo spazio esterno:
bisogna che torniamo ai pianeti a cui apparteniamo.
Lo so che forse è da pazzi e non ha senso,
lo so che probabilmente non serve a niente,
ma forse ho bisogno d'uno scopo,
di qualcosa da fare...
Monica era l'unica femmina della mia specie
nel raggio di qualche sistema solare,
non che provassimo attrazione l'uno per l'altra,
ma are now condemned to extinction. "
" For me it's different.
- said Perranzow-
I Maunzaw, but we feel the need
get out of this isolation.
We come from a civilization that has the real estate market and the microwave ...
For us to be with these primitives is a pleasant diversion, but
when we can not explain things to us are
elementary
it is pretty frustrating. "
leave immediately, with the boat
I had built to cross the sea.
Not that it made sense,
did not know what we would find the other side,
but perhaps this was just pushing,
the thought of going into the unknown dangers and fears of all new
forced by the need not to immediately think of the comrades left behind.
and reach a large island, exhausted and thirsty.
Great but not as we left the mainland,
which was to be a true continent.
We found fresh water and they drank copiously
not worry its potability
- better to die of dehydration.
We explored the island for days without result.
off once caught a glimpse of another island from the heights.
And there he found nothing but a tribe of Uzrah
different from all others,
probably came there centuries if not millennia before and developed as civilization itself.
was they who speak of the 'man of the sacred word "
but we could not understand,
want to barriers of language,
want to inconsistent historical memory of the tribe, if this man was
a legend thousands of years old,
or a concrete event a week earlier. We find the answer
six islands (six days) later, a small blue bus with
bean-shaped.
"Welcome brothers
- Reverend Schlesinger said in the local language,
surrounded by a tribe dangling from his lips as
children not wait to listen to stories
- you came to hear the sacred word?
But do they see my old eyes ... You are not the Uzrah:
you must be shipwrecked. Wilbur who bless you ... "
We hugged his knees and pretended to wash his feet,
although I do not want at all that a missionary Uhnox
wash any part of my body.
We're back with the his shuttle to the village from where we started
to greet the chieftain, shaman, and all our friends ...
And I found out that Monica had been saved, albeit in very poor condition,
and that if we had just brought in a modern health institution
would throw in the sixth,
even though the scar would remain.
We took away the body of Sanjai,
because they had not touched in our absence. To our surprise
sum, the clinic resumed Unoxiana fine too, only
was left paralyzed by the poison.
And who knew that his
physiology allowed him to stop and restart with a tap, like an old clock automatic
stagnated in a drawer for a while '?
We all re-embraced, with tears
- ours and the Reverend Schlesinger, that it was not clear why,
crying more than we do-
and we promised to stay in touch.
But since we know how these things go, and there are
email that you do not write themselves
and phone calls that are never embarrassed,
we arranged to meet there on the moon Uzrah,
in a year to go a week together.
Meanwhile, the Reverend Schlesinger
I read a few passages of the holy book
not wait to share with you ...
- END -
A production
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Olodettati of LXXIII.
Ionopenne of Lucifer.
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Robot kindly provided by Wasadron.
We also thank the Department of Tourism Uzrah
The Sacred Order and Missionary
Wilbur for their kind cooperation.
So Far: Part continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii have fun in space, while
of Lucifer not know yet nothing.
(technicolor of 73)
Some planets are actually large gaseous bodies.
The unnamed planet that chance, or fate, or providence, or Fah
for fludruviani, had chosen for us, was one of them,
and we were on one of its moons, with a breathable atmosphere for
all six, and an impressive, lush forest.
No traces of civilization for the entire perimeter
were able to walk in a day.
We found a lake fed by a stream coming from
mountain peaks we saw in the west, and there we stopped,
having all need water, and having three wounded to care
(Ohn the betantino, Perranzow Athsy the male of the pair, and Monica, the female human).
we made do with few supplies and first aid kit of the shuttle,
but these were not provided substantial amounts of preservative and food for our species, given the paucity of travelers
humans than other breeds. In addition
Ohn cedessimo claimed that even our ration Fentaj
(which can be consumed as it is known by several species without damage)
betantini with the excuse that they need more food than others to survive, which ones
of species continue to support her in spite
of the assertions made by medical science. While
Sanjai seemed to have no problems eating,
seen that the forest was full of insects literally, I could not find
herbs, roots, fruits or animals that could be compatible with our physiology
or raw or cooked:
than I had found a pear-shaped root that grew
at the foot of some trees which had infused a low toxicity, and we could assume
two spoonfuls before
have nausea, vomiting, temporary blindness and a sore head fiercely.
Well, not really something we must eat, although I remember
atmospheres and situations that are familiar in some pub on the ground. After a week
Perranzow was made worse,
Maunzaw, his wife, did nothing but cry,
Monica delirious prey to fevers, and
Ohn was not clear whether or not delirious. Only
Sanjai was even a bit 'greased
- for him it was like to be finished in the middle of a buffet-
but was very sorry for us, and had even tried to help in the hunt,
but with bad results, since avvelenva prey that took ...
In that week, the hunger, the sleepless nights in a giant translucent
moon (which was actually the planet, while the moon we were we),
observation of wild nature and celestial bodies
strange thoughts I had suggested, on which every now and again I stop now,
and perhaps they will speak to you, sooner or later.
The night was cold and wet, and I was making my turn to sleep before the fire,
while the others slept, when I was overcome by fatigue and fell asleep.
When I awoke,
light filtered through a thin blades in the reed hut.
Outside, drums and voices of an unknown language. I looked around.
Monica was lying next to me, a grin on his face,
and a strange green goo spread on her shoulder wound.
I went outside, was a beautiful sunny morning.
The pretty little village was built on a plateau dominva the forest.
had seen falling from the sky our shuttle, and shipping
of their bravest warriors had taken us days, or deviated
led astray from the visions of the shaman.
plateau barley growing wild, and animals raised to feed
that were edible for us.
did not know if we were prisoners or guests.
The Uzrah are divided into dozens of tribes scattered in hundreds of villages throughout the region
.
know the fire and the wheel, war and compassion,
writing and the arts as a means to pass down through the generations
memory (although in a partial and inaccurate), but ignore
the engine and the computer, construction and nation states, and geographical exploration
navigation.
seas have beautiful and full of fish, from what I've seen,
but did not own the idea to pass through, and although he tried
with their help to build a boat and show them how to use it
laughed and did not concerned that much, I almost made a funny
somersault and nothing more. I've been a
Uzrah for almost five months
I hunted with them, I brought to graze their flocks,
I have collected rainwater in large leaves Dhai
because 'take flavor without becoming poison'.
Nor do I regret having challenged a bamboo spear
against a rival tribe, even with the thought that if it was the other tribe
to adopt me I would fight the other side ...
But this I could not explain it to them: the
Uzrah not see things in a comprehensive manner, at least not yet, but
maybe, maybe not us, nor certainly the H'rtty, alas.
So Far: Part continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii and Lucifer
did nothing, then you have not lost anything.
Well, not always travel in space have success.
Maybe I should have realized that, really, the war H'rtty affects us all,
without exception, and that is not an event so distant and unreal as it may appear from
safety of our living room chair while we see on television. Please
the emotional skip the next paragraph and proceed to the next.
The liner was confined to accomplish his usual route, the same land over the past decade,
programmed from old computer and consolidated hundreds of times with tons of titanium and aluminum, and powerful engines
bending (a concept that the current terrestrial science can not understand, and
not related to the curvature of space as you might think from the name).
were the boundaries were changed in the meantime, the boundaries of political and military structures.
So, that just six months earlier would have been a safe route,
quiet as a Sunday afternoon in the bath,
had become a front line in the skirmishes between the army and H'rtty Nurry, one of the many
other parts involved in this unique war.
does not matter if they were guns or catapults photonic H'rtty Nurry shooting at ground zero,
and basically makes no difference. What
memory of that moment is the fear, the vacuum suction to the hole in the fuselage, and then
thought to be doomed, when the ship is open to all two projecting into infinite space.
salesmen, tourists like me, volunteers, mercenaries, secretaries and flight attendants
of every shape and color hovering in black trying to hold on to something. Some
suddenly disappeared, disintegrated or taken away from the blows that were exchanged H'rtty and Nurry,
other exploding for the bump, others quickly began the phase of cocooned
that accorded to their own races to colonize more planets, others tried to
holophonic or send a message to their loved ones.
As for me, I had become resigned to an early and unexpected end of everything.
When all of a sudden something hit me in the back, and I thought
die.
While wandering in space after the wreck, I repeat
for those who skipped the paragraph,
something hit me in the back, and to my amazement I discovered that it was
a lifeboat 'Inflatable' to Rescue
also flown from the ship (actually is not puffed up, but expands
a cube of about 80cm from the side of a real shuttle, albeit small
and essential).
With the strength of diperazione I pulled the handle and climbed on board, and I
laboriously maneuvered through the luck succeeding in rescuing a
arachnoid Metrakon of 6, a betantino
(instead of thank you complained about As I had made), a pair of
Athsy (a kind of whitish and hairless apes), and
miracle in a miracle, a girl on earth.
had to get out as quickly as possible in the crossfire of artillery
H'rtty and Nurry.
E 'was Sanjai, the arachnoid, telling me to press the 'panic button' that really saved us.
The panic button,
explain it for those who had never been in a wreck or other emergency
during space travel,
is a button which is located on the media, such as boats, they have a certain probability
to be in extreme situations, such as
be sucked into a black hole,
enter the gravitational field of a star,
end up in a solar system in collapse,
be devoured with the vehicle and everything from one of these ancient creatures and gigantic galactic
they are talking about the legends of the old sailor
astronauts, being chased by an entire military fleet,
or be in the middle of the crossfire of two opposing fleets,
as in our case.
Often confused with a transporter system,
the Panic Button is a rather irrational accelerator subatomic particles
firing of the shuttle and all those in it
at a speed unthinkable in the direction it is pointed at the vehicle.
For this reason you should make sure that the route is free
front for a few parsec, which unfortunately is not always possible.
With a little 'luck speeding subatomic
permits to cross intact, if somewhat' disoriented, other bodies.
With a little 'bad luck there crashing into something at the subatomic level,
and without going into technical explanations which I would not be able
also take into account that it is as if the two bodies to turn into bombs
on impact, which is considered an desirable
by very few species in the universe.
We have it good, all things considered, but not great. We
we crashed over for speeding. 
Interview Fhertna Julx continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii and Lucifer
are within sight of the coast, when, just at that moment ...
Lucifer has done for you five questions to the fateful Fhertna Julx,
Dakesh a guy we met in a spaceport, while less
aspettavmo a coincidence.
1) Given the many and varied species that inhabit the galaxy
she feels in all intellectual honesty to say that there is a Grand Design
or
is all the result of a Supreme Being Drunk High?
Look, I fundamentally believe in tangible things,
gyrostabilizer well as functional or thrangatori digital.
things than once, in short, but not the superstitious beliefs of our grandparents,
if you know what I mean ... ah, you probably do not understand,
cultures are too different ...
Well, perhaps this is the answer to your question, but is hidden between the lines ...
2) What was the best moment of his life? And the worst?
The best time of my life was when I finally left the house
mine.
part because we come to Dakesh swallowed by the parents at birth and live in their digestive
tract until the metamorphosis.
Then we spewed out, and started his adult life.
The worst moment was when I had to sue my brother ...
was painful to see us in court and talk through lawyers ...
On the other hand I could not live without: my family for generations
suffers a terrible hereditary disease, and he had usurped.
I got the judge to have a few symptoms
(show scarlet proud outgrowth from the tip greenish, ed.)
3) According to his scale of values is most important among them:
Love, Work, Sex, Friendship, Xiinthaki?
None of these, although I believe in friendship and in very xiinthaki.
For me the most important thing is that the universe is not crumpled in on itself.
You've heard that gravity is like a bowling ball resting on a mattress
(on the ground said A. Einstein, ed.)
Now, if the mattress is the bowling ball hole dragging down the hole
all the sheets and blankets, goodbye world.
I dread the idea.
4) His species is characterized by the presence of 12 distinct gender orientation.
not think too that your culture for the meaning of the word "orgy" loses its meaning?
The word?
No, look, just have not got this, but if you mean when you have sex, well, I think of Phertas
excited to have 20 different sexes, and those eight
sexes mysterious that we do not ...
Look at this: I have authorized all maluthsi.
Ah, no, do not worry, I'm not showing anything untoward,
any part of my body that would give scandal to my tags.
Returning to my conception of sex, it's okay but I would like some 'privacy.
possible that in less than three you can not even masturbate?
5) Let an application and issue a a response. They
(600 zenny standardized for the interview, thank you).
So let's see. Who is
Fhertna Julx, at what point in his life is, where is it going?
Fhertna Julx is a guy like many, but far more intelligent,
is the point of his life when he is tired of constantly
point to know where it is, and hates the term 'pull the oars' .
And now he is going to Kyoghy on vacation and you wonder why you want to know;
indeed, it seems a rather unhealthy curiosity.
not that a bit 'last question too personal?
I think you're exaggerating. But go get a stroll to the nrak, banthullo!
Ah, quanto a lei invece, eccole i suoi 600 zenny. Grazie dell'intervista.
intergalactic zoo species to Uru Prosegue il racconto delle nostre vacanze immaginarie:
lxxiii e lucifero sono ormai alle ultime battute
della loro epocale gara di rutti.
Una delle sette meraviglie dell'universo è questo zoo,
che sorge in prossimità della megalopoli Uru
(della quale avete già visto lo spazioporto e la varia fauna senziente).
In this zoo you can see many species of animals are not sentient
from every corner of galaxies known. Some species
then, and these are the true pride of the zoo,
were taken alive and tried for so long
that have since become extinct on the world of origin, or
that world has been destroyed, or if
knowledge has been lost.
therefore are preserved in this vast museum of life and its variety
creatures of unknown origin, or
should no longer exist, or that were taken
centuries and millennia ago by the planets, galaxies and systems
that are no longer on the cards geographical
and that one day perhaps far will be discovered again.
The picture in this case illustrates the nutrition of palmipedoni.
In fact the name of this colony of creatures is Fhtolokalhti Kawfthur
(a forgotten world), but I call them because they remind me palmipedoni
the palmipedoni Alice.
I palmipedoni are carnivorous animals that feed exclusively carnivorous
themselves - are therefore in a sense heterotrophic cubed.
It served them as a meal Terax Artur
a very fierce predator,
so fast in the race that evolution has shifted the view in the queue so that it can
ensure you have the hind legs still
when launched in one click.
Moments after the photo, the terax, bones included, had disappeared.
a show to rabbividire even a veteran of the war but Hr'tty
, which in some way, fascinating.
From the 'leaflet' of the drug marketed as "Apokalin" continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
lxxiii is questioning the butler, although
Lucifer nourish the Countess with great suspicion on dressed as a slut.
Apokalin The Apocalypse is indicated in cases of incipient
impending end of the world, total destruction to a religious, civil (scientific)
or military.
In the case of Revelation, take twenty drops dissolved in a glass of water. In normal
stop the apocalypse, and the symptoms disappear,
within three to four days of treatment.
Note: unlike other drugs, the
Apokalin does not act on your mind removing paranoia and visions, and stressing
that is the reality, but rather works on the reality conform to your mind. And if
was the other way and there we were propinano a drug, then you do not admit
sure.
Similarly where there say that the expensive drugs for influenza,
gastritis and irritation of the tentacle podal are a mere placebo
and contain no active ingredient. Now we have made
paranoci, so you'll also buy the Paranox,
our drug paranoid states, manic depression, and common anxiety.
If you are hypochondriacs, your pharmacist can provide
our interactive catalog with automatic order to the touch and debit your account. The
Apokalin no particular contraindications
and can be taken by anyone, at any state of health. The active
dell'Apokalin not interfere with any other drug,
as identified so far, and if complications should arise, please let us
with the utmost diligence.
The death is usually the third or fourth day of administration.
Our dictatorship on Vherkon Beta continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
lxxiii and Lucifer have finished the food supplies.
They look at you sideways with each other on board the raft.
Here we are taken back in a moment of glory of our holiday, some time ago:
while exercising dictatorship over our Vherkon beta.
Unfortunately it only lasted six days and seven nights,
ie the time of our reservation.
I think that will be booking another soon ...
It works like this: the people of beta Vherkon
they realized how adult life is miserable and you often find yourself regretting the time of school
and have understood what is the point and found in their own way , a possible solution.
During adolescence it was harassed from adults
one is forced to obey stupid rules and foolish,
and we are forced to attend their peers and to maintain social relationships with people who otherwise would not
you would never dream of attending.
But there is a good part in all this: whatever happens, you can always blame
adults have a lot of stupid rules to break,
which makes things exciting at all trivial and harmful, as
stay up late or beating their brains out with intoxicants;
you create a sense of complicity and brotherhood even with people who otherwise would feel unpleasant
.
add that there is a dictatorship all that pressure that's in high school, no one denies
your maturity, independence and culture,
nobody plays on your insecurities, and the worst that can happen is
be sentenced to death (it seems that questions what the take very philosophy Vherkon beta)
and you'll understand why tourists are booking with adequate high
for the duration of their stay to the rank of 'ferocious alien dictator'.
With the obligation to prohibit everything that appeals to Vherkoniani,
and persecute the resistance
("ah, the adrenaline rush when you know you are going to get caught"
told me once a spy captured).
From our side we were treated just as vicious dictators,
ate well, lived by Pasha (indeed, by vicious dictators aliens, in fact), we wondered
only place to do some speech occasionally,
and scare them with something stupid .
At our first public appearance
we just laugh at the diaphragm for 47 minutes and then bow out. The crowd remained
incredulos, in a whisper inedeciso.
We left it a minute, then Lucifer is back and says:
"Oh, I forgot, plus raise taxes.".
They booed and howled against, but with big smiles and tears of emotion.
One of the consultants dictatorial (or tour operators, there is the same thing)
shook my hand and told me that they had
dictators of the hardening of at least two years.
's so cathartic to do the evil despot ... We have just come back ...
