Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Food For Baby Lizards

Interview Fhertna Julx

continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode [info] lxxiii and [info] Lucifer
are within sight of the coast, when, just at that moment ...





Lucifer has done for you five questions to the fateful Fhertna Julx,
Dakesh a guy we met in a spaceport, while less
aspettavmo a coincidence.


1) Given the many and varied species that inhabit the galaxy
she feels in all intellectual honesty to say that there is a Grand Design
or
is all the result of a Supreme Being Drunk High?


Look, I fundamentally believe in tangible things,
gyrostabilizer well as functional or thrangatori digital.
things than once, in short, but not the superstitious beliefs of our grandparents,
if you know what I mean ... ah, you probably do not understand,
cultures are too different ...
Well, perhaps this is the answer to your question, but is hidden between the lines ...


2) What was the best moment of his life? And the worst?

The best time of my life was when I finally left the house
mine.
part because we come to Dakesh swallowed by the parents at birth and live in their digestive
tract until the metamorphosis.
Then we spewed out, and started his adult life.

The worst moment was when I had to sue my brother ...
was painful to see us in court and talk through lawyers ...
On the other hand I could not live without: my family for generations
suffers a terrible hereditary disease, and he had usurped.
I got the judge to have a few symptoms
(show scarlet proud outgrowth from the tip greenish, ed.)


3) According to his scale of values is most important among them:
Love, Work, Sex, Friendship, Xiinthaki?


None of these, although I believe in friendship and in very xiinthaki.
For me the most important thing is that the universe is not crumpled in on itself.
You've heard that gravity is like a bowling ball resting on a mattress
(on the ground said A. Einstein, ed.)

Now, if the mattress is the bowling ball hole dragging down the hole
all the sheets and blankets, goodbye world.
I dread the idea.


4) His species is characterized by the presence of 12 distinct gender orientation.
not think too that your culture for the meaning of the word "orgy" loses its meaning?


The word?
No, look, just have not got this, but if you mean when you have sex, well, I think of Phertas
excited to have 20 different sexes, and those eight
sexes mysterious that we do not ...

Look at this: I have authorized all maluthsi.
Ah, no, do not worry, I'm not showing anything untoward,
any part of my body that would give scandal to my tags.
Returning to my conception of sex, it's okay but I would like some 'privacy.
possible that in less than three you can not even masturbate?


5) Let an application and issue a a response. They
(600 zenny standardized for the interview, thank you).


So let's see. Who is
Fhertna Julx, at what point in his life is, where is it going?
Fhertna Julx is a guy like many, but far more intelligent,
is the point of his life when he is tired of constantly
point to know where it is, and hates the term 'pull the oars' .

And now he is going to Kyoghy on vacation and you wonder why you want to know;
indeed, it seems a rather unhealthy curiosity.
not that a bit 'last question too personal?
I think you're exaggerating. But go get a stroll to the nrak, banthullo!
Ah, quanto a lei invece, eccole i suoi 600 zenny. Grazie dell'intervista.

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