Our dictatorship on Vherkon Beta continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
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lxxiii and Lucifer have finished the food supplies.
They look at you sideways with each other on board the raft.
Here we are taken back in a moment of glory of our holiday, some time ago:
while exercising dictatorship over our Vherkon beta.
Unfortunately it only lasted six days and seven nights,
ie the time of our reservation.
I think that will be booking another soon ...
It works like this: the people of beta Vherkon
they realized how adult life is miserable and you often find yourself regretting the time of school
and have understood what is the point and found in their own way , a possible solution.
During adolescence it was harassed from adults
one is forced to obey stupid rules and foolish,
and we are forced to attend their peers and to maintain social relationships with people who otherwise would not
you would never dream of attending.
But there is a good part in all this: whatever happens, you can always blame
adults have a lot of stupid rules to break,
which makes things exciting at all trivial and harmful, as
stay up late or beating their brains out with intoxicants;
you create a sense of complicity and brotherhood even with people who otherwise would feel unpleasant
.
add that there is a dictatorship all that pressure that's in high school, no one denies
your maturity, independence and culture,
nobody plays on your insecurities, and the worst that can happen is
be sentenced to death (it seems that questions what the take very philosophy Vherkon beta)
and you'll understand why tourists are booking with adequate high
for the duration of their stay to the rank of 'ferocious alien dictator'.
With the obligation to prohibit everything that appeals to Vherkoniani,
and persecute the resistance
("ah, the adrenaline rush when you know you are going to get caught"
told me once a spy captured).
From our side we were treated just as vicious dictators,
ate well, lived by Pasha (indeed, by vicious dictators aliens, in fact), we wondered
only place to do some speech occasionally,
and scare them with something stupid .
At our first public appearance
we just laugh at the diaphragm for 47 minutes and then bow out. The crowd remained
incredulos, in a whisper inedeciso.
We left it a minute, then Lucifer is back and says:
"Oh, I forgot, plus raise taxes.".
They booed and howled against, but with big smiles and tears of emotion.
One of the consultants dictatorial (or tour operators, there is the same thing)
shook my hand and told me that they had
dictators of the hardening of at least two years.
's so cathartic to do the evil despot ... We have just come back ...
The holy book of the creation of Uhnox 7 continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
lxxiii try to break through the enemy lines,
Lucifer waving the white flag as a madman.
Strangely Uhnox 7 there is a book about the creation
similar in some respects to the first chapters of Genesis,
and the spurious and apocryphal tales flourished around them.
Me I've got a copy of the newspaper duty free on the second of Betelgeuse,
and there are a few excerpts for you to do the comparison yourself. In the language of
Uhnox 7 there is no real word for God, so they use the periphrasis
'The guy soon and much more clever than us'.
Or even the proper name 'Wilbur', but point out that the prophets
is a confidence that we take for convenience only and synthesis, and has no theological value in themselves.
It 'an interesting read, but if you consider that
psychiatrists of 7 Uhnox see the phallus as a symbol breech ...
have a measure of how their culture is different from our own ...
3. Man
After having created man, Wilbur filled him with blows.
"Ahio, Wilbur!" complained the man.
"Shut up idiot, feel humiliated and be quiet."
"Why are they doing this? Have I made unhappy? Have I sinned?"
"Apart from that sin we have not invented yet, but we think
something, though you have been created from scratch, you're the first man,
and do not have parents, right?"
"Right, Wilbur." said the man
"So I have to think about your childhood trauma, no?"
7. The woman
Wilbur, in his infinite wisdom,
saw that he had neither the time nor the desire to stay behind
man to tell him what to do and what not to do.
So she created for that purpose.
"Woman," he said with a loud voice,
"will appeal to you and your daughters to stand by himself and explain what to do and what not to do."
And the woman: "As controls, Wilbur.
then I will have the knowledge of good and evil, to discern between the two
and advise wisdom with my partner? "
" Eeeeh? Ah, siiiiiiiiiiiiì, ceeeeeeeerto ....." Wilbur said, laughing in his sleeve.
And then he took two kicks in the ribs while the man slept,
because it was so funny that he could not wait for the other to wake up.
"Man, I've created a companion."
"I will be faithful?"
And Wilbur thought to himself:
"These are better than sea monkeys that I created last year.
And then they both fantastic ideas. "
" Wilbur? Are you there? "
" Er. Yes, she will be faithful to you as the wave is uh true to rock,
As the leaves are the tree. "
And Wilbur created the Fall and low tide.
9.The 'intelligence
" Wilbur! "
" What is it, man ?
"That woman you gave me to wife ...
I do is argue all day long.
I think you made it too smart,
and she uses her intelligence to the dialectic of whether or not there would be no need. Wilbur
Oh, my dog never quarreled.
can make intelligent as my dog? "
Wilbur laughed, and she had the intelligence of a dog.
But the next day the man called Wilbur again.
"What do you want this time?"
"Nothing has changed.
continue to fight as before, but in addition you do not understand the explanations, and argues
inappropriately and poorly polished. Raise your voice and often beats me."
"So, what do you do?"
"Well, meanwhile, make her less strong, so I can tolerate the beatings.
And then return it the good intelligence."
"No man, you can not ask me to undo what I did at your request."
"Then make me less intelligent, so do not try more
this frustration I feel when I
to explain things and does not understand ... "
" Wait till you have children ... "
" As you say, Wilbur? "
" Nothing. Done. "
" Urgh. But now my mind is equal to that of the dog,
not stand that the dog is smarter than me.
Please scale the intelligence of dogs and other animals below the mine. "
" But this is a stupid idea, man, you realize what you say?
If you scale the intelligence of animals, they will not even be able to know where
what they eat or defecate. Do you understand that? "
" No, but it bothers me that the dog is intelligent as me. "
" If going to climb ... "
" No, look Wilbur, you said to me, but it's too long a speech, OK?
And I do not have a sufficient concentration to follow it ok?
I do not have this, I had a tough day, I got it from ... uhmmm, just do it
Okay, Wilbur, come on. "
" So be it. "
It was the end of the earthly paradise.
11. Sexes
" Wilbur, "she said "By the way, you mentioned children, how do I do?"
laughing and Wilbur created the sexes,
and made them because they were ridiculous beyond imagination.
And put them in the best place where the sexes could be:
the chest at the foot of the bed so that the man and the woman they could find and they had delight.
She found them first, and was delighted to seven days and seven nights
, locked room, and the man had to sleep in the dust.
Also because the woman locked in the room no one was cleaning the living room.
Then came weary, and went to bathe.
Then the man found the sexes, and shut himself in a room for seven days and seven nights to dabble in them.
In short, the man and woman came to an agreement.
"So, like it's your day, odd days it's my turn.
We ask Wilbur to make two more, but better not to provoke him.
Rather, we may change the living room and make it one of the sexes,
one uses them so while the other can sleep in the bed. "
" It seems a good idea.
Just do not let us use them to never have children, otherwise his children, then they will want to use, OK? "But Wilbur
heard them, and is very angry with them.
" AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA
!!!!!!" " Wilbur, who is it? "
" Know ye not adjust them in the use of the sexes.
For this I assign them a punishment only for each
and you'll have in custody a man sex, and you the other woman.
And there the body will attack them, so that you can not fool me. "
" But Wilbur ... that sucks!
I can not do certain things in front of her, I not only shame, but
makes me want to spend with his speeches. "
And Wilbur in his infinite wisdom, replied:
" You'll see that on some occasions even she will want to make many speeches ...
and you will all shame. Now Choose for sex. "
" I'll take this. "The man said.
" I like it. And 'well-balanced and shape reminiscent
' some of my gear ... "
And the woman:" To me it goes well. I prefer this thing here.
Just me the I, and without it you will go blank. "
The man was terrified by this sentence, and in part still is now.
ship interstellar travel Yilhune MD continues the story of our holiday imaginary :
Both are in love with Katie Laura lxxiii , while
Lucifer finally meets the twin
which was separated at birth.
Yilhune MD The company is a luxury flight.
This one of his gigantic ships,
within which the traveler can find all sorts of comforts, including theaters, swimming pools, tennis
PYF and hitball, massage centers and wellness treatments are not guaranteed, and at least three different cocktail
bar, of which at least a macrobiotic.
The propulsion of these vessels is variable and can be used to speed "low"
(proportionately) to cruise in a single solar system,
with visits to other planets, stops on satellites, and so on;
or at high speeds for rapid travel between systems which are very far,
where in case of extreme and long-distance travel time
passengers can still get distracted by the attractive and well-being on board.
Travelling on one of these ships is the dream of every traveler.
fact we are only able to photograph from the porthole of a
worn "Class Betrantah-brand" the company's EF
(EconomyFlight)
.* * This is the official version of events.
sentiste So if someone argued that rather than in the picture is a
megavascello war Kyntreviano class Hyperdemonfuoco
traveling by yards Helasus empire Kyntreviano for delivery,
know that someone is wrong.
Otherwise it will be looking for us and will not be pleasant for anyone.
Ok?
The anemones Kukla's Suhm continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
lxxiii has now crossed the Prussian lines, meanwhile
Lucifer discovers she is pregnant .
These creatures are reputed to be the wisest beings in the universe.
fact we traveled to reach a long, uncomfortable, and
with a lot of changes in spaceport inhumanly dirty
even where mold is a sentient and we'll check your boarding pass. The anemones are
Kukla be very meditative,
because they have no way to move or do anything else, and live hundreds of years.
's fascinating mystery that surrounds their nutrition
some argue that they have roots, others ingollino a tourist every now and then, one of those geeks that nobody pays attention.
But what harm would be if the universe has a return of such great wisdom?
But the thing that fascinated most of Lucifer was the fact that these anemones is said to provide for the future.
publishing the dialogue as I heard with my own ears while taking the photo.
Anemone Kukla: "Predicting the future us? Do not be ridiculous. "
Lucifer:" Ah, well, it seemed to me, Master, "
AK:" No, you see that the future does not exist. "
L:" Uhrg? How? then the world is ending. Can I get a coffee and a beautiful daughter? "
AK:" No, the world is ending. And 'you see the world go by in time.
But time is in the eye of the beholder. Do you understand? "
L:" I knew with the beauty, Master. "
AK:" Time is not an intuition that we have of ourselves.
When we drop this illusion that we do that is a moment after the other, and we understand that instead
is only the mind to put in order moments, because if they were to perceive
together burst ... "
L:" Following this reasoning, let me apologize for the Master, then if you understand this, the mind perceives all
the moments together and break out. Right Master? "
AK:" Yes, I would of sambuca. Eh? What? Ah, yes. Do you understand son? "
embarrassed silence.
L:" So, you perceive all the moments at the same time, the time and not designed as a scroll? "
AK:" Exactly. I told you? "
L:" Basically yes, Master. But then how do you talk to me right now? "
AK:" I'm talking to you now, I'm not talking to you tomorrow, not tomorrow, and so on, and then
'm talking to you in five years. But it gets worse. "
L:" Yeah, so he can see the moment of his death is terrible! "
AK:" Oh no, what do I give a damn death. If you perceive the time all together,
be limited to duration is different from being limited in height or width.
Why should I suffer? Death in this sense is no different from birth. "
L:" So what's worse? "
AK: "That in five years you will be here again to poison with your questions and I'll still have brought my fxxxuta sambuca!
But that be you? If I had legs and arms to chase menarti I'd give you a thrashing, boy ... "
Then we realized that it was appropriate to leave.
Dining with divoradonti of Clabetius continues the story of our holiday imaginary.
Summary of the previous episode:
lxxiii has almost run out of ammunition while
Lucifer is still in the prison camp Padano.
The clash between two dramatically different civilizations often produces embarrassment.
Like the time one of pseudoscimmia Busjak wanted to possess physically
to 'put things right' (his words) after a minor traffic accident, or
like the time I offered my ice cream to a child which Hr'ytty had fallen on his sidewalk, and
Hr'ytty have declared war on the planet on which we were (no one yet has found that there was my fault).
But this was far more embarrassing. The
divoradonti creatures are very civil and polite, and have a great sense of hospitality.
We did not seem real to have remedied an invitation to dinner, though a little 'we were afraid of ending up devoured.
Nothing could be more distant from the horrible reality.
According to the label of divoradonti complex, if a guest has not brought anything to eat
(say, a dessert, a bowl of ice cream, a bottle of wine) at a banquet at which he was invited to cut up one of
diners (guests, meaning those who are home this time) and offer it to others. We spent a whole hour
scrutinized in that way, not knowing what was wrong with us, and it was very tiring ... Clearly the embarrassment of
divoradonti was such that no one dared to tell us. However I
that even if I'd known, I would have pretended not to know.
Sure, I can not speak for Lucifer, who only yesterday had to hand a bag of fried Fentaj Doddu Wari,
and that when it comes to eating often caresses immorality.
The photo has made it the home of the first of a guy who laughed a lot Altair behind us, and eventually revealed the secret.
PS: do not do it at home on earth is considered unforgivably rude to kill a fellow.
The red light district of the spaceport Faldelaldelalda continues the story of our holiday imaginary: Will
lxxiii to disable the nuclear bomb in time? And
Lucifer be saved from the time of the tip of the GRA?
Faldelaldelalda is a very ancient world, where
had developed high cultures flourished many centuries ago,
excellent gifts for their mathematical, philosophical, and artistic (really, local arts it's incredible).
Culture Dejin then overpowered the other, a little 'to conquer, a little' for colonization in the uses and customs.
At this noble and ancient civilization was always been in use for millennia, sacred prostitution.
The prostitutes were regarded as true priestesses,
and their very serious and sacred task consisted of young people begin to sex and 'free' men mature
by the concern that it could better focus on their business and on speculation intellectual.
Then came the tourists.
Today prostitution is secluded in a large district, the size of a couple of mega-terrestrial
and the few temples where it is exercised are in isolated areas or on islands in the mountains.
Obviously we got off the ship of the line thinking 'this sucks, it is a scandal', we
approached the red light district, thinking 'we only see
only for documentaries,' once in
it we thought 'well, maybe just a look and Palpatine, nothing serious, a college prank between friends'. The step was
segunte 'but we are fools? And let's enjoy it. "
Lucifer addocchiato The girl in the picture was very nice.
Submit a transcript of 'cleaned up' the dialogue between the two.
Girl:" What are you looking at, alien? "
Lucifer" Sorry, you have very nice breasts. All your kind are like this? "
Girl:" Breast? You really like? Come on, come on. If you want to have sex with my breast ... it's free ... "
had to imagine that there was something underneath.
Half an hour after Lucifer was released covering her breasts with her arms, and the girl laughed, completely flat.
Well, it turns out that was not the her womb, but two parasites that are transmitted through sexual contact.
With the cost of the operation to remove them, we had to leave the district to almost dry mouth
... But something tells me that it was not the last time we set foot on Faldelaldelalda.
Prieto continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii died
but Lucifer has resurrected thanks to his faith.
Prieto
The spaceport is the largest of the four spaceport of Uru,
multiethnic metropolis of the continent of Europe Th'lm planet.
Urunon The name was the original name of the settlement:
has been changed in more recent times because he was
pronounceable and understandable in many languages.
The continent is called Europe because they see a certain similarity with Europe
Earth but I did not seem that there is one.
Once again we should know before about the local customs:
just landed a guy in purple incredibly alien
tried to change our money in local currency rate suspiciously advantageous.
was not for me, I had already pulled out his wallet, but Lucifer
took me by the arm, making me out that would be the sixth time we
fallen in 6 different places of the galaxy, the money was false, or dirty, or there was no way
and appeared under a hypnotic power of pataccaro,
or a device in his possession.
track baggage at a distinguished gentleman Fludruviano tried to leave with our suitcases. The
Fludruviani, it must be said, do not believe the probability
and are in effect at the center of embarrassing coincidences
have therefore developed a strong education, a great calm,
and a good ability to aim for their feet rights, or assumed.
In this case, it happened that my bag was identical to that of the lord,
and, even more unfortunate circumstances, the trolley that Lucifer was and what his wife.
"Coated, dear. You may know that you?" The
we pointed out the label with the name and address, then challenged him to a duel Lucifer
card because it coincided with anatomical parts of his lady
that should normally not be discovered and that
let alone a stranger in a spaceport could afford to touch. It would be odd to describe
Fludruviano a duel, but fortunately
(or any other government forces of destiny) came the lady.
Imagine a trolley upside down, wrapped in a pastel pink dress, holding
(?) A gray bag identical to mine.
Mrs. blushed, and asked us if we had objected to cover the case 'no decency'
(text, if my flundruviano is still good).
We had to nod, and finally we were able to bring us to the hotel.
We learned long ago to avoid any kind of taxi in the vicinity of the spaceport,
so we did a walking tour, and then take the means.
Uru view from the inside is incredible: a huge mess that a closer look
has a general label which affects not only the urban
but every detail, from the noises of a Betantino drunk, a
bag of fried Fentaj metacanale thrown carelessly in the drain at the side of the sidewalk, the
deipedoni hasty mass movement, in which everyone believes to choose how to make the next step
, but everything seems to be described by a mathematical rule.
We had almost arrived at the hotel when we noticed a beggar
that looked like an earth like us.
"Third Sol?" (Third planet in the Sol star system - ie the earth)
"Go away, damned nuisance."
Who knows what was his story. I wonder if it's still there.
arrived at the hotel tired, luckily the robot-
reception (not imagine it looking like a robot ape, imagine a car-shaped reception)
was very efficient and quickly gave us the card room.
Unfortunately, the bathroom had been knocked out: the former occupants were
of Phertas of Munhtois (a species with 20 different sexes for which we need at least 18 individuals for mating
for luxury, at least 36 for that for reproductive purposes)
and had one of their orgies. Having booked
used it as a great compensation, but we had to take a shower in the bathroom
common plan.
I did not notice that when I was in the shower was already entering a gray Medoide
(are as big as cockroaches and beetles appear).
I thought someone had left open shower, and that the bathroom was infested
and almost crushed the medoide, which also was a female,
risking allegations of attempted rape (?) And murder, I was spared
only because the beetles I was attractive ...
Neither I nor Lucifer particularly love the big cities. They can go to live and work, but ...
Well, I prefer places of the sea, or other natural landscapes,
or the ruins of ancient civilizations.
Lucifer prefers civilization 'live' and like to discover the galactic races in their natural environment,
see how they live, what are different from us, in that the same thing. A
both like art.
Uru is a thing in itself. You feel guilty for being a tourist, you want to be part of it,
want to live and work there.
But I know that I would not last more than six months, in a megalopolis like that.
One thing we knew for sure: the nightlife of Uru has no equal.
We found a nice pub and we placed there.
After a while, 'I managed to find a girl land, and after a few attempts
I came to find out who was in Nice.
called Lucifer, who was talking with Mrs. Fludruviana dell'areoporto,
an embarrassing coincidence that he was there, naked as a trolley plus ...
So we started drinking and chatting with this girl Nice
(a coincidence like that could happen only in Uru, and only a Fludruviano nearby).
you and Lucifer wanted to try the local drink, juice tywg
(a fruit that grows over most of Th'lm,
a bit 'like the apple on earth as diffusion, but the similarities end there),
I do not trust him, and drank beer.
Only when I was already quite drunk and the girl I made it clear that Lucifer juice tywg
was non-alcoholic and had no intoxicating effect, and that neither of them had never talked about
drinking contest, and that he had swallowed several liters now was because the drink itself had proved
particularly tasty.
Then I went back to the hotel, threw up, and I went to bed, where sleep was almost immediate.
do not know what Lucifer did with the Nice, but the next morning, when we
left for the next destination
(megadistretto the sea of Europe) has not told me anything.
It seems to me that she noticed a strange touched her trolley.
Conversations Fludruviane continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode lxxiii squeezed my nipples swollen
the princess while Lucifer mast out of the room was real.
I was nervous: I do not like to fly, and I do not do very often.
But it was the fastest way to get from Cape to Cape Yhn Ehr,
where we had space flight to return home.
"Fasten your seatbelts, the plane is taking off."
I began to shake mine. He did not seem to work well, among others.
"Courage. According to your calculation of the probability the chances of
end up crushed by a safety belt should be little, no?"
"0.000000001%" confirmed the hostess with a smile, after reaching
our row in the usual round of inspection of the belts.
The first to speak was my neighbor, a gentleman Fludruviano
very distinct with a smooth and polished between violet and green,
depending on the area, and a rather elegant dress.
"You have the air of a space traveler.
too often because you do not see a 'human' the third here at the G Nebula.
A space traveler who has a fear of flying?"
"In fact it sounds strange, but I feel safer on a spaceship."
"Why? Your statistics show that the space and ground vehicles
are far more dangerous."
"Yeah, but there are campers. And even better, the cabin vessels.
If you can stop and about half live, then I feel safer than on a splinter
thrown from one side of the local atmosphere at a speed
best for interplanetary travel, and especially can not stop and
stay where it is, you know, just in case. "
" In fact I believe too 'I. "I said softly, and perhaps making a gesture
which is the equivalent of squeezing one eye (but it's hard to say when your interlocutor seems
a sewing machine in a suit and tie).
" I've always been curious primitive beliefs of your calls
probability and statistics. "
fludruviani not believe I knew that the case, and therefore reject these
sciences, but HOWEVER I blinked, a bit 'hit ...
"What?"
"Yes, you believe in chance, for example. That is to say that if I pull a
common six-sided die, each face has many chances of another
to be on the high side when the nut is stopped."
"And you instead?"
"Oh, we believe that only the face that has come out
probability of exit in a particular launch, and others do not. It 'because of Fah."
Fah, I learned it on 'I speak fludruviano' is not for fludruviani
a god, or personification. It 'a cosmic force. As we
entropy and gravity, so to speak.
or better. For science fludruviana all these forces
(and all those identified by physicists from other planets)
are summed up and are attributable to one.
All laws of thermodynamics, all the forces of kinetic energy, everything is back to a standard
/ elemental force: Fah.
why the word is not translatable.
"And now-resumed fludruviano, always quiet, slow, and a rather low tone of voice
- are making a voluntary act to save lives in the future?"
"What?"
"Yes, I see that you are tightening the belt.
stritolarvici Maybe you want, so this may affect future events."
"Please?"
"You've heard the hostess? We have the 0.000000001%
chance of being crushed by a seat belt. Which means that one person in a
100,000,000,000.
On this flight we are in the wind. Are we all crushed voluntarily prossile
2elevatoalla12 people that climb on a plane is safe. Or not? "
" Well, no, it's like pick a nut all over again. "
" Then, if time was infinite, the universe would likely
adjustment, but otherwise it will lead to irreparable damage.
If the end of the world it was necessary before things will be adjusted
(ie the actual number of people crushed by the seat belt has reached the
likely), the probability would prove false.
If by the end of time, the number is balanced to match, then
is like saying that a roll of the dice rolls influence all the following, and
that you can change the likelihood in the future. "
" Is not that we see it. "
" So let's put on this plane. A person sits down and fastens the belt
.
At that moment has one chance in 100,000,000,000
to be crushed by the seatbelt. It should be considered an unlikely event
far, at least bizarre.
How do you know if that one is about 100 billion instead of him? "
" Well, this he can not know, I suppose. "
" Indeed. Then your 'science' is not needed to know the future. "
" No, in fact, need to get an idea of the future ... "
" Oh, come on. The sciences study things, do not they get an idea of things.
Ever since you launched your antiques astragals, questioned spirits
Q'ryl poured cold on your face in the vain hope of knowing the future
.
This is no different, no less primitive. "
" Well, but many of the other sciences rely on probable and statistics. "
" And that makes you short-sighted and holds you back on the road of research.
E 'because of Fah, which is a crushed and the other not. "
At this point, if I had not studied that Fah is not a mystical force as a
Providence or Destiny, I thought that this gentleman
Fludruviano was a religious philosophy.
" I come now from a convention of universal basic physics.
I just set out the findings of the scientists of my planet,
our great past centuries, and I showed it to representatives of your civilization
like all physical laws, all the forces, fall in Fah.
know what they said? "
For a moment the serenity and calm appeared to have an inflection.
" What? "
" That the probabilities that we flundruviani we are right about this story is
of 1/100.000.000.000.000, so it is convenient to accept our theories.
Fludruvia you ever been on, our home world? "
" Never. "I said with a little guilt.
" Have you ever heard of thermodynamic miracles? "
" Meaning? "
" very physical Events unlikely but theoretically possible.
As an element that spontaneously transforms into another. "
" Well? "
" On Fludruvia happen every day. You see, because ... "
" FAH, I guess. "
" Yes, Fah and position on the axis of the planet ... "
But that conversation was interrupted because a passenger on the other side of the corridor was staying
crushed by his seat belt, and
was saved only by prompt action by the hostess. Shortly after we landed in Cape
Ehr.
boatman on the lake Biletyn Ekajati-alpha continues the story of our holiday and imaginary blablabla. 
On paper, the place was not to be one of the best.
As usual, the Lucifer had won in drag in one of the usual places
chock-full of the stuff that is ethnic as this year.
not he do it for fashion mind you.
On paper, I said, the local population, as you'll notice, is not particularly attractive.
Lake is set close to drawn on a surface of 200 zulon
(in this case, 120 acres, but do not try to do the calculation, the
zulon is a measure designed to solve problems non-Euclidean land).
At times, because the area is full of shoals, islets, coves, irregularity.
In addition, much of the water surface is covered with vegetation
virtually indistinguishable from the earth that covers the surrounding fascia.
understand why it's called 'Lake invisible' and since you can not go jogging around there without a guide.
However, despite Thus, they were ten days
(the day of Ekajati-alpha, I can not remember the time in hours inland) great rest and meditation. The
Ekajditi have a philosophy very attractive on the management of their time and their lives,
that is to be very calm, not to miss sleep, adequate physical activity *,
and a good breakfast. In this relaxed atmosphere, natural, away from stress and technology gone mad,
wanted to climb two peaks in the background.
Elder operator of the bed and breakfast in which he lived laughed at my initiative,
and told me that we could reach the tops with a blimp for hire. The
replied that I did not to reach the top, but I meant it as a sport (yes, already *)
to prove myself, to improve myself.
"If you really want to test you - he said-if you really want to improve,
then try not to beat your wife the next time you blow your patience.
But if you want to reach a place, choose the easy way .
I told him that I was not married and I never beat a woman in my entire life.
became impatient and left, extending to Lucifer a business card of the type of airship travel by rental car.
I have dwelt enough, but one more thing I must add to the force. Do you think
those peaks are pristine, peaceful and quiet?
you have any idea of the noise that makes a flock of megastornelli with a wingspan of five feet each?
* all sports, even the older ones, so much so that the word 'sport' in their language does not exist.
Wari Doddu Body Fuel continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
Travelogue of lxxiii and souvenir photos of Lucifer . 
The famous chain of fast food
(who coined the definition of 'body fuel' to replace the venerable 'fast food') feeds more than 300 species.
Last year, given the growth of interplanetary travel by land,
Wari Doddu tried to launch a line of supply for humans.
course Lucifer, tired of my reaction to food alien
took the ball to drag me to eat in a Wari Doddu, although
know my aversion to this multi Megacorp, who conducts
not entirely clear with planets that ripetto workers' rights, or
Thyggh have ratified the protocol on non-voluntary ingestion of intelligent life forms.
aside these political matters, and coming to the sandwiches, what you see in the picture would be the 'WariChicken': a sandwich
spelled Arthurian (corn is not poisonous to many breeds, therefore, widely used by
WariDoddu) with in the 'artificial flavoring '
(generic fiber flavored with aromas of laboratory), and a grouse less than the second of Altair.
When I pointed out to the waitress that no human being would eat a chicken still so full,
she said that to remove feathers, legs, head, skin and entrails of an animal
is offensive to a wide number of cultures more, as harmful to the dignity of a living being.
Luckily Lucio was able to make a picture in time, because then I asked if we could at least remove the fake cucumber
known that no one likes.
Obviously this has caused a rather violent reaction, and we were thrown out as a leader of the "restaurant"
we recite the statistics to defend the choice of the company.
Jorro 16 continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
Travelogue of lxxiii and souvenir photos of Lucifer . 
As by now you have surely noticed, the universe is a wonderful place, but nevertheless
full of things that can make you sick.
Especially if you are sensitive stomach, or temporarily
made such frequent trips
hyperdrive and eat in places light years away from them with food only partially compatible with your body.
E 'calculated that those who sit at the table for breakfast on a planet does not know the culture and not paying attention,
has as much as 20% probability of ingesting one or more sentient beings,
7.8% ingestion of sentient beings and intelligent
50% of ingesting the product of the anal gland of another species (including the honey land),
and 40% of swallowing the food which should be discarded (by tag or by reason of being lethal).
If you observe that the sum of these percentages exceeds one hundred percent,
have 20% chance of being eaten, if you have observed that a hypothesis does not exclude the other, then
7.8%.
However, in this calculation, the probability of ingesting food
fully compatible with your physiology is just 8%.
Without this premise,
Lucifer (see well in the index) I took this nice photo memory
in front of a liquor vendor / souvenir on ethnic Jorro 16.
The guy I had just convinced his grappa 'Jethervekl' (= fourth eye) would open the fourth eye of perception.
I actually opened many other ways.
But I was not throwing up for the alcohol content of that spirit, as you might think.
The problem stemmed from having asked this gentleman to what was distilled grappa.
Believe me, you do not want to know.
