Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Food For Baby Lizards

Interview Fhertna Julx

continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
last episode [info] lxxiii and [info] Lucifer
are within sight of the coast, when, just at that moment ...





Lucifer has done for you five questions to the fateful Fhertna Julx,
Dakesh a guy we met in a spaceport, while less
aspettavmo a coincidence.


1) Given the many and varied species that inhabit the galaxy
she feels in all intellectual honesty to say that there is a Grand Design
or
is all the result of a Supreme Being Drunk High?


Look, I fundamentally believe in tangible things,
gyrostabilizer well as functional or thrangatori digital.
things than once, in short, but not the superstitious beliefs of our grandparents,
if you know what I mean ... ah, you probably do not understand,
cultures are too different ...
Well, perhaps this is the answer to your question, but is hidden between the lines ...


2) What was the best moment of his life? And the worst?

The best time of my life was when I finally left the house
mine.
part because we come to Dakesh swallowed by the parents at birth and live in their digestive
tract until the metamorphosis.
Then we spewed out, and started his adult life.

The worst moment was when I had to sue my brother ...
was painful to see us in court and talk through lawyers ...
On the other hand I could not live without: my family for generations
suffers a terrible hereditary disease, and he had usurped.
I got the judge to have a few symptoms
(show scarlet proud outgrowth from the tip greenish, ed.)


3) According to his scale of values is most important among them:
Love, Work, Sex, Friendship, Xiinthaki?


None of these, although I believe in friendship and in very xiinthaki.
For me the most important thing is that the universe is not crumpled in on itself.
You've heard that gravity is like a bowling ball resting on a mattress
(on the ground said A. Einstein, ed.)

Now, if the mattress is the bowling ball hole dragging down the hole
all the sheets and blankets, goodbye world.
I dread the idea.


4) His species is characterized by the presence of 12 distinct gender orientation.
not think too that your culture for the meaning of the word "orgy" loses its meaning?


The word?
No, look, just have not got this, but if you mean when you have sex, well, I think of Phertas
excited to have 20 different sexes, and those eight
sexes mysterious that we do not ...

Look at this: I have authorized all maluthsi.
Ah, no, do not worry, I'm not showing anything untoward,
any part of my body that would give scandal to my tags.
Returning to my conception of sex, it's okay but I would like some 'privacy.
possible that in less than three you can not even masturbate?


5) Let an application and issue a a response. They
(600 zenny standardized for the interview, thank you).


So let's see. Who is
Fhertna Julx, at what point in his life is, where is it going?
Fhertna Julx is a guy like many, but far more intelligent,
is the point of his life when he is tired of constantly
point to know where it is, and hates the term 'pull the oars' .

And now he is going to Kyoghy on vacation and you wonder why you want to know;
indeed, it seems a rather unhealthy curiosity.
not that a bit 'last question too personal?
I think you're exaggerating. But go get a stroll to the nrak, banthullo!
Ah, quanto a lei invece, eccole i suoi 600 zenny. Grazie dell'intervista.

Monday, February 9, 2004

Sore Gums After Wisdom Teeth Extraction

intergalactic zoo species to Uru

Prosegue il racconto delle nostre vacanze immaginarie:
[info] lxxiii e [info] lucifero sono ormai alle ultime battute
della loro epocale gara di rutti.







Una delle sette meraviglie dell'universo è questo zoo,
che sorge in prossimità della megalopoli Uru
(della quale avete già visto lo spazioporto e la varia fauna senziente).

In this zoo you can see many species of animals are not sentient
from every corner of galaxies known. Some species
then, and these are the true pride of the zoo,
were taken alive and tried for so long
that have since become extinct on the world of origin, or
that world has been destroyed, or if
knowledge has been lost.

therefore are preserved in this vast museum of life and its variety
creatures of unknown origin, or
should no longer exist, or that were taken
centuries and millennia ago by the planets, galaxies and systems
that are no longer on the cards geographical
and that one day perhaps far will be discovered again.

The picture in this case illustrates the nutrition of palmipedoni.
In fact the name of this colony of creatures is Fhtolokalhti Kawfthur
(a forgotten world), but I call them because they remind me palmipedoni
the palmipedoni Alice.

I palmipedoni are carnivorous animals that feed exclusively carnivorous

themselves - are therefore in a sense heterotrophic cubed.

It served them as a meal Terax Artur
a very fierce predator,
so fast in the race that evolution has shifted the view in the queue so that it can
ensure you have the hind legs still
when launched in one click.

Moments after the photo, the terax, bones included, had disappeared.
a show to rabbividire even a veteran of the war but Hr'tty
, which in some way, fascinating.


Sunday, February 1, 2004

Meaning Behind Rubber Bands On Someone's Wrist

From the 'leaflet' of the drug marketed as "Apokalin"

continues the story of our holiday imaginary:
[info] lxxiii is questioning the butler, although
[info] Lucifer nourish the Countess with great suspicion on dressed as a slut.







Apokalin The Apocalypse is indicated in cases of incipient
impending end of the world, total destruction to a religious, civil (scientific)
or military.

In the case of Revelation, take twenty drops dissolved in a glass of water. In normal
stop the apocalypse, and the symptoms disappear,
within three to four days of treatment.

Note: unlike other drugs, the
Apokalin does not act on your mind removing paranoia and visions, and stressing
that is the reality, but rather works on the reality conform to your mind. And if
was the other way and there we were propinano a drug, then you do not admit
sure.
Similarly where there say that the expensive drugs for influenza,
gastritis and irritation of the tentacle podal are a mere placebo
and contain no active ingredient. Now we have made

paranoci, so you'll also buy the Paranox,
our drug paranoid states, manic depression, and common anxiety.

If you are hypochondriacs, your pharmacist can provide
our interactive catalog with automatic order to the touch and debit your account. The

Apokalin no particular contraindications
and can be taken by anyone, at any state of health. The active
dell'Apokalin not interfere with any other drug,
as identified so far, and if complications should arise, please let us
with the utmost diligence.

The death is usually the third or fourth day of administration.